The celebrity edition

Whenever friends ask me about my “conquests,” ie. partners, dates, hires, or one-nighters, I actually have difficulty describing how they look like vividly, and I usually resort to saying that “the guy I met looks a teeny bit like this so-and-so celebrity”. While it is convenient to keep a proof of tryst like photos or videos, I respect the other guy by not keeping any, unless with full consent. In this time of insta-scandals, you’ll never know where your virtual traces would end up.

I have also been asked several times what “types” I get attracted to. To give you some visuals, here’s my list of celebrities who I find hot:

25. Vince Ferraren – Model Citizen
24. Orlando Sol – Brown Muscle
23. John Spainhour – Mister World
22. Haroun Morales – Brief Baron
21. Albert Adrales, M.D. – Dashing Doctor

20. Eddie Mendez – Fitness Fabio
19. Leonardo Litton – Brazen Boldie
18. Jay-R – Kinky Crooner
17. Hermann Weber – Sultry Swimmer
16. Raymond Lim – Fast Flasher

15. Luis Manzano – Man for All Seasons
14. Yves Flores – Homely Homie
13. Hayden Kho, Jr., M.D. – Daring Dermatologist
12. Cogie Domingo – 90s Dreamboat
11. Lharby Policarpio – Sizzling Start-Up

10. Aljur Abrenica – Hammed Up and Wooden
Lack of acting talent aside, he is hot. And yes, he endorsed a hotdog brand!
9. Geoff Eigenmann – Handsome Heavyweight
We can never go wrong cuddling a fluffy bear.

8. JE Sison – Jailbird
Didn’t we all love a bad boy at some point? Watch his kinkiest (and only?) movie role here.
7. David Chua – Geeky Chinito
At some point, we loved a brooding, silent, underdog.

6. Xian Lim – High-Snob Cutie
We know rumors of his “attitude,” but we can’t deny that he’s a multi-talented cutie.
5. Arron Villaflor – Masculine & Manyaman
Kapampangan hottie deliciously reminds you of your childhood buddy. Catch his armpit-and-nipple goodness here.

4. Rodjun Cruz – Dancing King
Tall boy comes with terrific dancefloor moves. Disclaimer: I once had a partner that looked like Rodjun.
3. Jaime Sy – Hair Raiser
Two-in-one: Sweeps you off your feet and gets your hair done.

2. Jeron Teng – The Sportsman
Basketball baby got me dribblin’ all the time.

1. Alden Richards – Bedimpled Bae
Cutie got me holed up in his dimples.

But if you’re going to ask me if I prefer foreigners, well, not so much. I only have my eyes set on this terrific Thai cutie Mario Maurer:

Disclaimer: Nope, I’m not replacing RDDantes soon, lol.

All photos are owned and courtesy of their respective owners, photographers, publications, and uploaders.

Leg cramps

I used to experience frequent leg cramps when I did a lot of running, around 2010. And as I have mentioned earlier, I discovered the joys of getting a massage around the same time.

I never really knew what to do with my leg cramps, especially when I wake up with a jolting pain because of it. (Know more about leg cramps here.)

It was only during an ES encounter with Josh, my then-regular masseur, that I learned what to do.

Another leg cramping episode happened, of all times, while we were in the middle of ES lovemaking! It was really crazy because we were almost at the climax then (he was on top, romancing me) when the unfortunate event happened. I writhed in pain, and just like clockwork, he went to my aching leg and flexed my foot to ease the pain, just like this:

Imagine: I’m the guy in yellow, and Josh, in red. We were buck-naked. For a brief moment, he did a legit PT on me.

Fortunately, I recovered. According to him, he learned the maneuver while playing basketball.

He was, indeed, my all-around physical therapist at that time.